Jas

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geekstep:

niggercakes:

hungarian:

say “oh my god look at the blood on her pants” in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period

alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie

Says tumblr user niggercakes

basedgodsboner:

Fuck yo tea.
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basedgodsboner:

Fuck yo tea.

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dulect:

when someone is playing their music too loud

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pussypounder500:

teacher: you can do better

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(Source: applevevo)

tyleroakley:

the internet has gone TOO FAR

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quickweaves:

*partition plays*

*subconsciously spreads legs *

katara:

even the essays i write sound sarcastic 

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chodeboy:

bottoming for the first time like

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tyleroakley:

takeme-garth:

penis-hilton:

shittier:

sofalcondone:

oH MY GOD I FORGOT THIS VIDEO EXISTED OH MY FUCKING GOD

OH MY LORD WHAT THE FUCK

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I just want everyone to witness this at least once in their life

do you ever just glitch

(Source: gnomesy)

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

disneyismyescape:

same

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